The following are new messages that Microsoft have introduced with Windows 7:
1. This will end your Windows 7 session. Do you want to play another game?
2. Kennel stack overflow problem. Your new Patch is now available. Call at the vet's and collect your dog.
3. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
4. Suggested Action. Emigrate.
5. Upon completion of this investigation, Microsoft will take action to help solve your problem. This will involve remote execution of the user.
6. The media is corrupt. Therefore, don't read the manual - bribe a reporter.
7. Windows Update Service Problem. Waitress is sick.
8. A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
9. Path not found. Try the grass shortcut.
10. An operations error occurred. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
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